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本性 / Virtual Sexuality (1999)

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发布时间:2017.09.14 09:15

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Okay, here it goes.

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I'm Justine Alice Parker.
I live at 58 Zealand Road.

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I've got 18 pairs of knickers, 14 pairs
of shoes, not including trainers.

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I'm an Aries. I'm a vegetarian...

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...sort of...

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...and I'm a virgin.

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Sounds so terminal, doesn't it?

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Virgin...

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I've got to make a choice.

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I've got to choose
a bloke to, you know, do it with.

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But, like, how do I know which one?

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If only blokes had barcodes,
it would be so easy.

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You'd look at a guy with your laser
eyes, scan his lines...

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...and boing! Barcode
tells you everything.

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Because how do you know
which is Mr. Right Bloke?

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Big question.

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Genderwise, being a girl
is the best. No contest.

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The wardrobe
opportunities are endless.

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Girls make you
laugh till your socks get wet!

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I mean, blokes. What
are they all about?

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Men are a mystery,
like real-life X-Files.

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All that testosterone stuff.

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They act like infants
most of the time.

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Not like us. We're
totally more evolved.

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Fran knows everything about men.
She's gonna do a Ph. D. in blokeology.

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Two fruit bars,
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简介:17-year-old Justine (Laura Fraser) bemoans being a virgin so, after being stood-up on a date, goes to a virtual reality exhibition with friend Chas (Luke DeLacey). There she encounters a virtual makeover machine which she uses to create a 3-D image of her perfect man. After a freak power-cut Justine finds herself inside that male body, becoming her own ideal mate (Rupert Penry-Jones). Naming this alternate self "Jake", she/he moves in with Chas to try and come to terms with being a teenage boy.
Jake then realises that an unaltered version of Justine is still around unaware of his existence. This unaltered Justine, on meeting Jake, falls for him unaware of the complications this poses. Jake fends her off by feigning interest in the infamous local man-eater known as "the Hoover".
A frustrated Justine then decides she must lose her virginity at any cost, and dates town sleaze Alex to achieve this. As the big date looms, Chas and Jake do all they can to thwart Justine's plans. 点击查看详细
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